Devil down to Arkansas

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They wheeled Ol' Splitfoot right up to the steps of the Arkansas State Capitol the other day. They wheeled Ol' Splitfoot right up to the steps of the Arkansas State Capitol the other day. Brought him in on a flatbed truck positioned just so for maximum Instagramability with the stately Capitol dome in the background, the statue wrapped in a tarp that one of the assembled Satanistas whipped off with great flourish like the former theater majors many of them likely are. Around back of the Capitol, meanwhile, Sen. Jason Rapert's Ten Commandments monument was swaddled in sackcloth and caution tape for the occasion, most likely, we guess, to keep the Satanists from mugging for photos in front of it, crotches athrust. You just know...

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Devil down to Arkansas

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